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Ah, Youth!

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The Denison Daily News

Denison, Texas

Grayson County

April 11, 1880

Elderly gentleman to a Freshman  on the train: "You don't have any ticket?" "No, I travel on my good looks." "Then," after looking him over, "Probably you ain't goin' very far."

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